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The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. ~Author Unknown
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~Author Unknown
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days. ~Totie Fields
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. ~George Bernard Shaw
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990. ~Dave Barry
When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad. ~Janette Barber
Gluttony is not a secret vice. ~Orson Welles
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. ~H.S. Leigh
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. ~Dan Bennett
I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. ~Marie Mott
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